tastefullyoffensive:

"Lift me, human!"

friccup:

when your chem teacher gives u a pop quizimage

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kakarikokid:

there’s nothing more satisfying than being an asshole in mario kart

(via highschoolhottie)

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cheesecurl:

i wonder how many followers i would have if no one ever unfollowed me

(Source: veiny, via trust)

sparkhy:

you might as well wear a condom on your head if you’re gonna act like a dick 

(via trust)

foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

(via forgave)

canadianslut:

angry and quite offended that you don’t have a crush on me

(via discomforted)

peekachiu:

'what do you want for your birthday?'

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(via ghoustly)

sceptre:

when you see your best friend hanging out with someone you hate

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(Source: SCEPTRE, via hotboyproblems)