I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*
sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis
how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying
the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up
deep thoughts from an anus
i like it deep
yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet