immersings:

I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.

(via armadillo)

habituallydestructive:

*laughs while actually getting feelings hurt*

(via hotboyproblems)

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. im disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis

(via givingblowjobs)

lindsaylohoean:

how many calories do u burn by sliding down a wall crying

(via gnarly)

anus:

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

i like it deep

(via official-jaredleto)

spicy-vagina-tacos:

yeah clowns and heights are scary and all but have u ever clogged your friends toilet

(via american-nomads)